Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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