So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Randomize
