the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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