it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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