Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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