There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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