I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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