a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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