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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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