1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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