i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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