I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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