"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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