We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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