Sponge bath it is.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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