Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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