what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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