Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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