So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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