Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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