You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my being single is dangerous.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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