so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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