We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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