There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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