My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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