I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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