Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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