i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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