New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
