I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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