You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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