You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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