So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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