Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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