that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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