But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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