i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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