It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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