I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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