Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Randomize
