Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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