Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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