Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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