i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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