I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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