Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Randomize