did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
They have beer where we have blood.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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