Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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