so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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