Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
