some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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