We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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